Feces    
This is a real live human player.

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Level: 18
Kills: 6
Weapon: Swingline Stapler
Turf: Multiverse
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Feces looks pretty smart
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Player ID: 8253
Last Login: 2012-12-03

Giant Slayer
Feces (lvl 18) Kills PGNFK (lvl 24)

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