| Level: | 35 |
| Kills: | 35 |
| Weapon: | Swingline Stapler |
| Clan: | Teh First Clan Evah! |
| Turf: | Chicago |
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dRunkn looks pretty smart
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| Quote: | Wanna know how I got these scars@ |
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| Location: | My father was a drinker... and a fiend... and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself, he doesn't like that. Not... one... bit... So... me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me... and says, "why so serious!." He comes at me with the knife... "why so serious!!" He sticks the blade in my mouth....... lets put a smile on that face! And..... why so serious!!! |
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| Style: | So I had a wife, beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face, and we got no money for surgery. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars! So... I stick a razor in my mouth... and do this! ... to myself! And you know what!! She can't stand the sight of me!!! She leaves! ... now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling. |
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2009-10-04 |
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Fourth player to level (9)
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Fifth player to level (12)
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