Crap    
This is a real live human player.

Attacking a player takes four turns
Level: 18
Kills: 5
Weapon: Swingline Stapler
Turf: Multiverse
Back to the streets
Crap knows kung fu
Kill Log
 
Player ID: 8219
Last Login: 2013-08-31

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Crap (lvl 12) Kills GoatGroper (lvl 40)
Super Badass Giant Slayer
Crap (lvl 12) Kills DeeClawed (lvl 25)
Badass Giant Slayer
Crap (lvl 17) Kills cuckoozombie (lvl 29)

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