Crap    
This is a real live human player.

Attacking a player takes four turns
Level: 14
Kills: 7
Weapon: Swingline Stapler
Clan: Diarrhea Rangers
Turf: Multiverse
Back to the streets
Crap looks pretty brave
Kill Log
 
Player ID: 8219
Last Login: 2013-07-28

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Crap (lvl 11) Kills cuckoozombie (lvl 33)
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Crap (lvl 13) Kills DeeClawed (lvl 27)
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Crap (lvl 13) Kills GoatGroper (lvl 29)
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Crap (lvl 14) Kills DeeClawed (lvl 27)

Back to the streets